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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyLafleur View Post
    You are correct. *


    http://www.differencebetween.info/di...-and-vulgarity

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    If one must discuss "making [common slang term for excrement] up," let us at least exercise creativity in the vocabulary we employ. In a spirit of levity, the following scatalogical thesaurus is proffered...

    http://www.heptune.com/poopword.html

    (A Warning: The preceding is not suitable for young children, who would probably gain great amusement from its contents...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wm. Schumacher View Post
    If one must discuss "making [common slang term for excrement] up," let us at least exercise creativity in the vocabulary we employ. In a spirit of levity, the following scatalogical thesaurus is proffered...

    http://www.heptune.com/poopword.html

    (A Warning: The preceding is not suitable for young children, who would probably gain great amusement from its contents...)
    Shu, you are funny, stop trying to be such a pain in the admin...that was obscene, profane and vulgar. Then again it wasn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliché View Post
    Cant make this * up (well, you probably could, but)...
    Actually, you can make * up...I've heard of a * sandwich, never hear of a * pancake until now.


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    This change in threat direction reminds me of this:

    The Blue Man Group song Shake your Euphemism

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ6Yf_V_iD0


    Let's get it going,
    Keep it going, don't stop (x4)

    It is time now to create the ultimate dance party. You may already have a catchy melody, and a fierce groove, but that's not enough. To take things over the top, you will need to employ the greatest weapon in the dance party arsenal: you will need to start shaking your rear end. Or as some people call it...

    Your hind-quarters
    Your backside
    Your bottom
    Your buttocks
    Your rump
    Your posterior
    Your heiny
    Your keister
    Your tush
    Your buns
    Your bum cakes
    Your junk-in-the-trunk
    Your badonk-a-donk
    Your squash tart
    Your fanny
    Your double-slug
    Your wiggle bags
    Your mud flaps
    Your rump rockets
    Your flesh pot
    Your second face
    Your bounce house
    The jiggle twins
    Jar Jar Binks
    Your bubble pop
    Your medicine ball
    Your sonic boom

    Ladies and gentlemen, please stand up. (x3)
    and
    SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE...
    Your booty.

    It's time to shake that freckle-muffin
    It's time to bake that turkey stuffin'
    Let your smiley bulldog loose
    And put some goose in your caboose
    Wiggle that rump-hump
    It's time to jiggle that jump-pump
    Dance to the beat that the DJ cuts
    There's no "if"s or "and"s

    JUST BUTTS.

    Let's get it going,
    Keep it going, don't stop (x3)

    Use your bum to stir that soup
    And shake it all around like
    Blue Man Group

    (Shake it 'till you bake it)
    (Shake it 'till you wake it)
    (Shake it 'till you make it)
    (Shake it, shake it, shake it!)

    Shake your moneymaker
    Your sit-biscuit
    Your mumbler
    Your chocolate cluster
    Your rock tumbler
    Your fun-cooker
    Your subwoofer
    Your horn section
    Your Frodo
    John Madden(?)
    Your launch pad
    Mothta
    The Outback
    Your rotunda
    The closer
    The crock pot
    Your jumbo-tron

    You need to start moving your airbags
    The happy walrus with no tusks
    Your two boneless friends
    Your George Foreman grill
    Your dinner with André
    The place where all burritos go
    Minneapolis and St. Paul
    Your giant fluffy bears
    Ali vs. Frasier
    Your Elvis Aaron Presley
    Your buttercup
    Your monster truck
    Your magnese
    Your life's work
    Your waffle iron
    Your skin smurf
    Your wiggle cloud

    Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to set your air balloons free.

    It's time to shake that freckle-muffin
    It's time to bake that turkey stuffin'
    Let your smiley bulldog loose
    And put some goose in your caboose
    Wiggle that rump-hump
    It's time to jiggle that jump-pump
    Dance to the beat that the DJ cuts
    There's no "if"s or "and"s

    JUST BUTTS.

    Let's get it going,
    Keep it going, don't stop (x3)

    Use your bum to stir that soup
    And shake it all around like
    Blue Man Group

    (Shake it 'till you bake it)
    (Shake it 'till you wake it)
    (Shake it 'till you make it)
    (Shake it, shake it, shake it!)

    I, I, I, I, I-IIII...
    I, I, I, I, I-IIII....

    Wave your cell phones in the air
    Like you just don't care
    (Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!)
    (Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!)
    (Aaaaaahhhhh!)

    I hope this did not offend...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyLafleur View Post
    I hope this did not offend...
    I object to calling my butt "The happy walrus with no tusks..."

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    (This IS the only proper thread for this, BTW...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wm. Schumacher View Post
    I object to calling my butt "The happy walrus with no tusks..."
    Constantly amazed by the s*** I read here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliché View Post
    Constantly amazed by the s*** I read here
    There is a decent amount of dreck at times...

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    The place where all the burritos go.

    Minneapolis and St. Paul.

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    We are all young at heart - practically ten-year-olds...

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    Listening to Le Show from March 12, just had a great quip at the 49m mark about obscenity versus profanity...have the Forum purveyors here learned the difference yet between obscenity versus profanity versus vulgarity? Your Forum rules are still poorly written and vague...seriously. Clean up your s***!

    Sidenote, if you need to multitask and listen to something different, Harry Shearer is always a fun listen...
    http://harryshearer.com/le-shows/march-12-2017/

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    figured all you grammar nazis would enjoy this one:

    lack of oxford comma questioned in lawsuit....

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    The name of this thread should be changed to "The last fun thread at the GEF."

    kOJsTxf.jpg

    Me (us) included. Signing off.

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    There are two types of GEF Posters...

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