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    Quote Originally Posted by Perplexed View Post
    "the parents have a lot of money"
    Hilarious. That narrows it down!

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    Wasn't blocked after all. Awkward.
    I could not find the FB threads... What group are the in? Were the kids really doing anything horrible?

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    they've been caught! robber.jpg

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    Let's hope these geniuses don't breed.

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    It's like the end of Jaws. Relief.

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    https://patch.com/illinois/glenellyn...urs-glen-ellyn

    Recovered stolen items. Never a good sign. How are two teenagers allowed in multiple open houses? Green Jeep Summer of Terror . . . allegedly and seemingly over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    Let's hope these geniuses don't breed.
    This isn't North Carolina or West Virginia...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliché View Post
    This isn't North Carolina or West Virginia...
    Yes being Illinois they should have killed everyone in the house and then made off with the loot. Or they should run for office or get a job in the public sector where they could really steal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    Yes being Illinois they should have killed everyone in the house and then made off with the loot. Or they should run for office or get a job in the public sector where they could really steal.
    Take a deep breath, step back, look up...too late, the joke already flew over your head.


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    Illinois where it's OK to shoot up a porch of people provided they're not your relatives.


    Nice using West Virginia in there . Illinois and West Virginia have a lot in common, you're the only two states to see their population decline three years running.
    Last edited by Michael; 08-09-2017 at 06:50 PM.

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    Implying this...IMG_0841.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yossarian View Post
    Implying this...IMG_0841.jpg
    Thanks for the assist Yoss, thought it was pretty obvious...

    (Actually, WV and Alaska lead the nation in incest, though North Carolina's laws allow for it.)

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    think the image file here came from "Deliverance" which was set in Georgia. Chicago leads the nation in murders. Illinois leads the nation in out migration. Eighty nine out of your 102 counties lost population last year, Cook County had the largest population decline of any county in the nation. Sure that Soda Tax will help. Think Beer is now cheaper in Cook County than Soda.

    Looks like you guys will soon be #6 in population next year or so. By 2030 you may fall behind Georgia or North Carolina or both .

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